It's about time. Wait....Hey, slow down... Come on, pick up the pace already. You're going too fast, Matsuri-chan... Hurry up! Wait up, I said... What the heck is going on? Isn't he from the general affairs department? Bingo! I didn't expect the security affairs department and the general affairs department to be colluding... I guess it's the end of the world. Judging by the thickness...It's about 2 million yen... Justice sure is cheap nowadays. Oh well. When this scandal comes to light, the Katahira faction will be abolished. Yakumo is going to be delighted... Hm? One, two... All set. Well then, I'm off! All right, I'll be going. It's morning, Yuuki. How long are you planning to sleep for? Geez, why are falling asleep again? A lovely childhood friend came to wake you up, so this is the part where you wake up with your heart racing. Come on, come on! I see...So you plan to oppose me till the very end... In that case... So...Giving up? Come on now. We'll be late for morning practice at this rate. Wake up alr— Mifuyu! Good morning! {i don't see a point in stylising this} Good morning. You two are always together. You two sure are close. How exactly do we appear to be close?! Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Was it Chisato...? {how about "Ouch, that looks painful"} That's because Yuuki showed me something nasty. I couldn't help it! {PREVIOUSLY: That was an act of God!} Are you okay, Yuu-kun? Pinchy pinch, rub, rub. {chichinpuipui} Owie, owie, fly away! Waah, Mii-chan... There, there. Mii-chan, you're so nice. Unlike Chisato. What did you say?! All right, I made up my mind. Mii-chan, I love you! Please go out with me! Eh? I'm serious here! I want to have a relationship with you. Thanks, Yuu-kun. But my heart is already set on someone else. What did you say?! That's too bad, Yuuki. If only you had realized your own feelings sooner... But it's too late now. No way! Cheer up. I'm sure that someday, you'll find true love as well. Shouldn't we get going? I agree... That little play just then brings back so many memories. I guess we shouldn't do it in public... {lit. on the streets} But you were the one who started it. Oh, no one is here— G-Good morning, Morishita-san. Morning, Oojima. You're here early today. Like normal. Looking for something? Like normal. I see... So all is normal― This is anything but normal! What do you think you're talking to?! Morishita-san, good morning. Umm, what are you doing? Pink. Pink? Chisato's wearing pink ones today? No, today's are water-colored... Hey, don't make me tell you that! Good morning everyone! Oh my. Is Yuu-chan being scolded for doing something wrong again? No, you misunderstand... {or something that sounds better} You never learn, do you, Ooshima. Stupid as always, that Ooshima. I've done nothing wrong...And my name isn't Ooshima, it's Oojima! It isn't much different, Ooshima. It basically means the same thing, Ooshima. They don't! People's names are very precious you know! Yeah, whatever. My latest invention, {She is Non-chan, referring to herself in 3rd person} the Self-supporting High Speed Raw Solid Starch Saccharification Machine, Candy Octopus #3 for short, has apparently been activated. {or, Ametako-kun #3} Non-chan, are you alright? Good morning, Yuuki-senpai Wah! Today's Shokken is full of sweets. Seems like fun. To make such a comment at this disastrous scene...You're insane. {prev. That's just insane} Are these all new products? Indeed. The well-reputed Umachin makes them and swears by them. I'm jealous of you, Yume. When you get home, you can eat all the sweets you want. Whoever marries Yume can eat all he wants as well, Ooshima. Why are you directing at me. Nice pass. So...what do you think about it for real, Yuuki-senpai? {alt. for reals} About what? About that...You were listening, right? You can eat all you want...My Yaoi bars. I just don't know where to rebut at anymore. Anywhere's fine. {make a joke out of this one?} Okay okay. That's enough talk about marriage, Yume. Let's start the exhibition of the new Yaoi bars. {how about taste-testing?} Ah, excuse me. Okay now, please start from number 1 as always. Ready, steady... Ah, it's white. White it is. Yummy! Woah, just like a commercial. I've gained two nice smiles! What do you think, Morishita-san? Like normal. Plain normal... Well then, I'll dig in too... What exactly are you looking at, Yumeshima-kun? I'm watching you put my Yaoi bar in your mouth. Ouch! It hurts... What have you done?! Hm? Let's see... Hey, what are you... Hmm, this tastes like white chocolate. Ah, my bad. I was being careless. The President hates chocolate, right? Don't mind it. I'm just being selfish. Even when you're in Shokken, to be unable to eat chocolate... Chii-chan is just too pitiful. It's really pitiful. Yeah, how pitiful. You're not very convincing... Ah...Thanks. A problem! We've got a problem, everyone! What's wrong, Hadzuki-sensei? Rushing in like that... {or Hazuki/Haduki} Before that...Gimme a glass. One glass in the morning works ever so strong! Erm, sensei. What? Aah, why do I drink in the morning? No problem. If a teacher would've been fired from this, it would've happened way back. {a long time ago} So, what's wrong, Hadzuki? Ah, that's right. There we go. The truth is, the Shokken might be disbanded! {or abolished} Eh?! Disbanded?! Yes. My report ends here. What are you saying?! Take responsibility! Quiet. Please be quiet. Chairman. Tatsumi Moheiji-kun. Thank you. I'm Tatsumi Moheiji, general affairs president. I'd like to ask about the aforementioned Oosawa incident. In response to an investigation by Security Department Chief Oosawa that overstepped its boundaries, as well as a bullying problem targeting financial scholarship students that was exacerbated upon disclosure of information from said investigation, you, President, have promised an examination of the entire matter, as well as a presentation of reform strategies, and yet as of now you have not fulfilled either of these promises. It is you, President Mouri, the former chief of the Security Department, who appointed Oosawa-kun as Security Department Chief to begin with. The responsibility you face for that decision is very grave. I suggest that it is in your best interest to resign from the position of President immediately. Yeah! That's right! Objection! I apologize for the delay. There was something we had to investigate. May I share my statements? Shinonome Satsuki-kun Shinonome! I'm Shinonome Satsuki, the financial affairs president. I'd like to inquire the general affairs president. Supposing the student council president were to temporarily resign, Are you aware who would take his position as president? W-Well, I assume that until the end of the current elections, the vice president would probably act in his stand. I see. Well then, are you aware what the main job of the current president is? That is of course, preparing the handover for the next administration... Wouldn't the vice president, without any experience at presidency, be of hindrance to the handover at that time? Nevertheless, don't you think it'll be disadvantageous for the school if the president were to resign? H-However, the president belonging to the security affairs department had various problems such as unaccounted money and— Ah...Those are... These are the account books they just showed me. Don't tell me...While I was present here... An absent first-year student showed me kindly. According to this, We can see countless of costs at the general affairs department, unclear of how they are spent... Ah no, these are all but unknown costs, as they'll be detailed sooner or later...Finely...And in many ways... If all is fine, let's return to the original topic. I'd like to report concerning the accounting. Please go ahead. After all, the future school administation is more important than the past! Hey, have you heard? Regarding the current school council president elections. Various clubs may be disbanded...I wonder what's going on. The financial affairs dept. chief is Shinonome Satsuki, you know. She's running for election and created a manifest which organizes the excessive club activities. Club activities which don't show actually results will get cut on members, or will get disbanded. She's assigned to the school's budget cuts. This is a serious affair! The Wonder Festival Club to which I belong, representing Japan, displaying our work at a cultural festival twice a year. With prototype productions made by silicone rubber molds, mass produced in urethane casting, and table fees for the booths, it costs a damn lot of money! What's with that? I'm commonly known as the so-called Garage Kit as I make all sorts of models. So that's why you're nicknamed as Garage. Indeed. I wanted to ask you before... That propellor on your head, is that also from that Garage Kit? Hm? Propellor? I don't recall having a propellor or anything on me... Hmm? How's that possible?! What's wrong? No, it's nothing. Our FNOS features full-color as well, {this is the BL club} with hot printing on coated paper, incorperated with flyleaves, etc. It'll cost quite a lot. Shokken uses pretty much money just for buying sweets, And with just consuming them, we don't show any actual results. We can't really complain when we're being nominated for abolition. I have a complaint. With no Shokken, when I'd go eat sweets in the morning, to whom can I tell it's delicious?! The financial affairs president hasn't been elected yet. But it looks like she will...She's popular nonetheless. And she got big boobs. And she's a beauty And she got big boobs. And she can do hard work. And she got big boobs. Even if she'd be elected, that doesn't mean everything will go according to the manifest, right? She'll probably do it neatly. That girl is very diligent in that matter. Hadzuki-sensei, do you know about the financial affairs president? {I know I have to change the wording of it} Of course. After all, that girl is my little sister. Ehh?! Hmm? You didn't know? That's because they totally do not look alike. Her methodical ways of doing stuff, or not leaving any gaps. I'm sorry for being full of openings. But it's true she's my sister. Ah, now you say so. You can't compete with those breasts. Hadzuki, if you two are sisters, you should tell her off. That's impossible. Since that girl is stubborn, unlike me. Ahh...Then what do we do? How about supporting another candidate? It's proven quite difficult in the primary elections for candidates to pass through the three administratives: the general, financial and security affairs departments. The security affairs dept. has fallen due to the Oosawa incident, so didn't they lose by default because of absence? That means the only one left is that guy from the general affairs dept. That guy from the general affairs dept? That's right, I'm the president of the general affairs department, Tatsumi Moheiji! Wh-What the heck?! Is that the guy you mentioned yesterday? Necessity knows no law, as they say. But, that outgoes everything. A guy wearing a mask becoming the student council president... What mask? Over there He doesn't seem to wear a mask. No, I don't mean that. It's like he's disguising himself. {another word for a mask that surrounds the whole face?} I agree that he's not a handsome one... But isn't it cruel to say he's disguised? What's this? Am I the only one who can see it? Same goes for Garage's propellor...Have my eyes become deluted? I am the openhearted general affairs president, Tatsumi Moheiji. Pleased to meet you. This is...a prepaid card for usage in stores. Indeed, it's but a mere 100 yen, but it's a sign of normal gratitude! Wait, isn't this plain bribing? What do you mean..."bribe"? As I said, Aren't you just handing out coupons because you want people to vote for you in the elections? I have never spoken of such words. It's at most a sign of normal gratitude. I am the openhearted general affairs president, Tatsumi Moheiji. Pleased to meet you. Hey hey, share them over here as well. Oh but of course, my sincere apologies. I am the openhearted general affairs president, Tatsumi Moheiji. Pleased to... Isn't that some kind of election fraud? Not yet. It's still before the official announcements, so it won't become a fraud. No way... I can't stop! Please move aside! Yuuki! Are you alright? I'm so sorry. Are you okay? As I was running down the hill, I couldn't stop I'm so sorry. Are you hurt anywhere? Nah, I'm fine. How about you? I'm fine too. I'm really sorry. So sorry. Ahh, you don't have to apologize that much. That aside, weren't you hurrying up for something? I'm really sorry. Where were you looking at... That girl was given a financial scholarship. What? Oh, you're right. It's a Keitoku shuttle bus. She must be going to work at the factory. Is that why she was in such a hurry? Does this belong... to that girl? Thank you very much! Thank you very much! I am the openhearted, sociable general affairs president, Tatsumi Moheiji. In any case, I definitely don't want that Tatsumi Moheiji in the student council. Same here. I absolutely refuse a candidate who uses foul play. It's really troubling...There are no other influential candidates left now. There is nothing more that can be done. That's not really true. Eh? If there are no candidates, why not announce yourselves for candidacy? That's too reckless. We'll never win the elections, even if we try to... Are you okay with Shokken being abolished? To do nothing and wait until Shokken disappears, or to at least put your hopes on a possibility. If there's no other way, I don't think there's any harm in trying. I'd also rather we not lose our place to come and drink. You're right. I don't want to sit around and wait to be crushed. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Let's face off against the president of financial affairs. Non-chan agrees! We have to keep Shokken going! I also agree! Just because her boobs are big, doesn't mean she can have her own way! I, too, will fight along with everyone. Me too. I'll do everything to protect this place...Ah. Michiru? Will Michiru join us as well? If Oojima will, so will I. ...Is what she said, Yuuki. What will you do? Indeed... Of course, count me in on this! Seems it's unanimously decided. From the bottom. Ahh, let me in, too! All right! Let's work together and defend our Shokken! Yeah! Well then, first we have to decide who our candidate is. Who's going to run for us? {lit. Who of us is going to run for election} Me?! The time has come. The election will soon begin. What on earth should I do, Kana? I know we call it "hand-made chocolate", but it's really just store-bought chocolate melted down and reshaped, isn't it? It doesn't seem very hand-made to me. No! Non-chan-senpai makes it by mixing cacao mass and cocoa butter, sugar and milk sugar, vegetable oil and dairy ingredients with emulgents. Wow, that's genuine. And then she puts in gelling agents and polysaccharides to thicken it and kneads it down. It won't get chunky that way, right? Next time: Episode 2, "Despair." Knead it, knead it, knead it right down... ==== SIGNS ==== 大川ロックゲート (0:01:07) Ookawa Lock Gate Front door (facing Ookawa) to rooftop opening times Weekdays and Saturdays 8:45 ~ 16:30 (Closed on Sundays and holidays) *It will be locked on 16:30 廃部！　(0:03:51) Abolition! {as in, the club is disbanding! Title of episode.} 非常の際には、　(0:04:56) In case of emergency, tear this part as to find shelter next door. 学校法人 (0:07:06) Incorporated educational institution {You can skip this one} left poster　お菓子の家　パン祭り on (0:07:58) The Cake House's Bread Festival the 星人ゲーム box at (0:08:12) The Alien Game the locker　のんちゃん　専用　 at (0:08:23) For Non-chan's eyes only {lit. Just for Non-chan/Exclusive to Non-chan} the box　やおい棒 at 0:08:53 Yaoi-bars {or Yaoi-sticks} うまちん (0:08:59) Umachin the post-it on the fridge　独占禁止 (0:09:40) Don't monopolize stuff! {Don't keep stuff for yourself!} Share it with everyone. the other post-it　自分のものに名前を書くよ！ (you can see it at 11:04) Write your name on your own food! the fan Hadzuki　葉月 is wielding (11:13) Hadzuki {yes, her own name's on it} The wall of text at 12:24 {just going for the first line: 大沢事件 - 概要 -} Oosawa Incident - Summary - the table at 13:53 {same here 出金出納帳 (総務部学生局)} Income and Expenditure Account (of the students of the general affairs dept.) the prepaid card タコマート　タコストア共通 at 17:52 Tako Mart Tako Store Community the bus destination　大松山工場行き at 19:28 To Oomatsuyama Factory Sorting of Targetted Clubs: Club Name Hand 'n Baseball Club - Requires reduction of club costs Ghost Runners Society - Under investigation for integration {3 man baseball} Softball 'n Table Tennis Club - Requires reduction of club costs FNOS - Requires further research Station Lunch Railfan Club - Requires reduction of club costs Air Sumo Club - Requires reduction of club costs Arcade Racer Club {or. Image Racer} - Candidate for disbanding Dieting Club - Requires reduction of club costs Wonder Festival Club - Requires further research Paranoid Gamblers Club - Candidate for disbanding The Homo-ge Club - Needs attention